selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for





hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week













Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you





deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.




skytopniall:

proof that niall weighs 21 pounds and that this band cant keep their hands off him

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How to be classy in three easy steps:

thegirlwholovedcake:

fortune—teller:

jettnewt:

thewanderingtrainer:

samwasalmostthegirlonfire:

attercopman:

themetalgentleman:

mortson:

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

  1. Open this tab.
  2. Open this tab.
  3. Open this tab.

image

I just put on my tophat because i just felt so fucking classy

this is a great post

This post is so dapper.

I feel so dapper.

I feel so relaxed

i don’t usually reblog shit like this but gah i feel amazing

The amount of times I’ve done this is slightly unnerving

how can you not reblog this





adorlouis:

Harry Styles eyes

aka ‘how the hell do eyes sparkle like that bc i dont think thats normal’

a master post

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youngwildpreppy:

ALWAYS REBLOG






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