Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
browsing tumblr while sad
idc how powerful a piece of armor if its ugly im not gonna wear it
so yesterday I was at Starbucks writing and there was this guy at his own table right in front of me who kept looking over at me for ages and then he suddenly left and came back ten minutes later with some food and he sat on the table nEXT TO ME and he was really shy and cute and if my music had been playing I would not have heard him say ‘excuse me?’ And he was like ‘is your name emma?’ And I was like ‘no sorry, chloe, I’m chloe.’ And then he smiled an was like ‘oh because you look like someone I know called emma.’ And then I was like ‘no, sorry.’ And then he smiled again he said ‘sorry for disturbing you.’
Like.. The rest of the time I was in there all I kept thinking was that if I /was/ emma then surely I’d recognise him and say hi? I mean I’m not complaining he was very nice and kinda attractive
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
#so i am madly in love with the fact that one of peeta’s specific skills is public speaking and emotional manipulation #like it’s a thing he can do that katniss totally can’t #and it’s the kind of soft skill that’s rarely valued and rarely seen in guys #and i love it (x)
This is ABSOLUTELY my favorite part in Catching Fire. When I got to this part in the book, I actually shrieked out loud and threw the book across the couch in glee. It was the only thing I wanted out of the movie and I was SO GLAD we got this moment on the big screen.
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested